Harloo evryone.
Today's sundae. Yea, so wat?
Let's joke around =)

Why did boy put on wet trousers?
- Bcos the tag said, '' Wash & Wear ''

What's the longest word in the dictionary?
- Smiles. There's a mile between the first & the last letter.

What has eyes but can't see?
- Potatoes.

What has legs but can't walk?
- Bed.

What has hands & face but can't touch or smile?
- A clock.

What has teeth but no mouth?
- A comb.

What has mouth but no teeth?
- A river.

What has arms but no hands?
- An arm chair.

What is evryone in the world doing at the same time?
- Growing older, ofcourse.

What pear can't u eat?
- A pair of shoes.

What room has no floor or ceiling, doors or windows?
- Mushroom.

Why did the apple turnover?
- Bcos it saw the swissroll.

What jam can't u eat?
- Traffic jam!

Tim: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Why aren't u laughing then?

James: Waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: What do expect for 50 cents? A live one?

Tom: Waiter! Is there soup on the menu?
Waiter: It's ok sir, I've wiped it off.

Julie: Waiter! I've only a piece of meat!
Waiter: Hang on, I'll tear it into two for u.

Mummy: Eat up ur spinach. It will put colors to ur cheeks.
Daughter: Who wants green cheeks?

If a man marries a princess, what would he be?
- Her husband, ofcourse.

Wokkey. Got the joke? Errr. I mean, lame ones. Yea, it's enuf to cheer myself up eventhough some of u thinks it's quite lame & I'm begging for a penny or two. Hahahhahahahh. K k. I'm quite worried. I don't want to tag along during that heart wrenching day. Phewhhh. Pls help me. & gosh, tomorrow's netball practce. Someone, can I be excused? Aaaaaaahh! Do u think my house & the school is like 5 mins walk? Argh.